Noooo!! Hiccups

First book

The tried and tested format of the ___ goes ____. Fascinating for a baby girl, particularly when accompanied by high contrast highly coloured pictures.

I've had to squash this video down a bit to upload here but you can find the original high definition version here.

Puzzlement

Her parents get this look 3 or 4 times a day.

Good Lord what are you doing?!